random rants (18SX)

yeap. this post is going to be just like as the title means. i'm going to rant randomly mainly because of 2 things - my nose and some bastards who spoilt my breakfast mood.

Irritation #1 : Nose blocked!

my little nostril is blocked! the weird part, it's only the left part. it has been like this since last friday. i thought it's just normal flu cause it started from the symptoms. continuous sneezes, blocked nostrils, flame and such. then the flu got better a day after that, but then the nose is still blocked. and now it gets to my nerves and drives me nuts! ugghhh!! not enough with the double chin problem suffocates me when im lying down, now add in the blocked nose. figure that out. how miserable more can i be? *sigh* i rubbed some Vicks on my nose to make it go away but it's just too stubborn to leave my nose in peace. maybe i should stuff my left nostril with the Vicks inhaler. yeah, maybe i should do that and walk around with the inhaler stuck out from my nostril.

Irritation #2 : Malaysian's attitude.

what's with Malaysians nowadays? God, they're so don't know how to behave themselves in the public. i have encountered some gore attitude shown by some of these ill-minded people. or should i say ill-behaved? just because im small, doesn't mean they can skip the queue line and push me aside. damn you, the cash counter isn't going to run away! this one ugly fat bastard pused me aside while i was queuing up to pay for my breakfast. i was cursing him in English, and he know i was mad at him but i think he couldn't understand what i said.

another story - after they have ordered their drinks or food, they just love to stand in front of the counter. they just love to wait in front of the counter when they can sit down at their tables while waiting for the food or drinks. it's very annoying, you know, cause it's troublesome for others to go to the counter to order their food. for the itchy-f*ckers, they love to stand at the counter so that they can mingle around with the counter-girl. for the rotting-b*tches, they love to root there (in a group some more!) so that it's "easier for them to gossip around and b*tching bout others". at one point, i feel like blurting out to them such:

for the itchy-balls f*ckers : weyh! korang tu dah kawen. dah ade anak bini. takyah ar nak menggatal depan2 ni. kot nak menggatal pun, takyah ar nak buat depan counter! orang lain nak order and bayar gak kot. kalau kote tu dah gatal sangat, pi cari kat blakang Chow Kit tu. melambak je. Akak tu tak berminat pon kat korang. Muke cam jeruk, perangai cam beruk. Nenek aku pon x hingin!

(Translation: wey! you guys are married. have kids and wife. you dont have to be itchy and mingle around here. if you're balls are very itchy, you don't have to ease them in front of the counter! others want to order and pay for their food. if your penis is itchy enough already, why not do us a favour and look for a sucker behind Chow Kit. a lot of choices. That girl clearly is not interested in all of you too. face like pickles, behaving like monkeys. my own grandma won't want any of you!)

for the rotting-b*tches : Makcik2 sekalian, tak salah korang nak bergossip. nak cerite laki sape kongkek ngan bini sape. bini sape pi melancap laki sape. tapi jangan lah gossip depan ni. orang lain nak order and bayar ni. nampak tak meje and kerusi saner tuh? haaa.. jalan la ke saner. duduk la bergossip sampai korang mereput pon, xpe. xde org nak kacau. ye?

(Translation: Aunties, it's not wrong for all of you to gossip about others. you want to share gossip bout whose husband f*cking whose wife, or whose wife giving blowjobs to whose husband - i dont mind. but please don't gossip in front of the counter. others need to order and pay for their food and drinks. do you see those tables and chairs over there? haaa.. why not walk over there, sit and gossip? share gossips all you till you rot - no problem. no one gives a damn to interfere. ok?)

isn't it nice if i can just open my mouth and tell them off like that? i don't have the intention at all to be rude, but believe me when i tell you that rudeness is the most polite way to deal with these kind of people. cause they're ignorant, arrogant, selfish and will care less bout others.

i was distracted a while ago. i need to find a room or house as soon as possible to see some big amount of $$$ in my bank account. but where? too many rules, too many dos and don'ts. and 99% of the houses/apartments/rooms to let are surrounded by uncomfortable and non-privacy neighbourhood. *sigh*

im so freaking bothered now.